M*A*S*H - Season 9 Episode 13 No Laughing Matter
Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. Charles: "I will not, even for a return to that pearl of the Orient, Tokyo, lie to protect you while destroying a friend's career."
- Genre: War & Politics, Drama, Comedy
- Studio: CBS
- Keyword: based on novel or book, surgeon, korean war (1950-53), us army, doctor, american abroad, military, sitcom, military hospital, medical drama, field hospital, army camp
- Cast: Alan Alda, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers, Jamie Farr