Walter Patterson Movies

When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a...

Genre:

Cast: Miles Dougal

While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate...

Genre: Documentary

Cast: Giuseppe Andrews

An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he...

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Walter Patterson

On his 62nd birthday, confirmed lazybones Herbopolus grabs his nest egg and buys himself a new trailer, a fine 5th Wheel. Now all he has to do is sit...

Genre:

Cast: Walter Patterson

"Touch Me In The Morning" is the story of "Coney Island McGuire" a "change of life baby" son of an alcoholic jail bird father and "flatulence freak"...

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Bill Nowlin

Wiggly Harris is a volunteer worker at a senior citizen's home. Due to his obsession with stealing wigs, Wiggly has a warrant out for his arrest....

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Giuseppe Andrews

When we first meet the characters from Golden Embers, they are people in transition. One is a bride to be, hoping her ex-addict brother can stay...

Genre:

Cast: Miles Dougal

Trailer Town is a unique motion picture experience, truly unlike anything you've seen before. A sexual interpretation of inner violence, about...

Genre: Drama

Cast: Bill Nowlin

"Baby Swiss is obsessed with a strange science fiction film. She fantasies about living in its futuristic ideals, and keeps a separate DVD copy in a...

Genre:

Cast: Karen Bo Baron

Plop - named after the sound he made upon his birth - is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including...

Genre:

Cast: Miles Dougal

Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won’t...

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Gayle Wells

A young man who likes to Rollerblade must face the fact that the documentary about ants his father is making might is driving his father insane.

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Giuseppe Andrews

Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a...

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Vietnam Ron

“Toggle Switch is a little person living in a world of her own design. Deadly with pets, and equally unhinged with her family, she spends her...

Genre:

Cast: Karen Bo Baron

Following multiple plotlines with an unique assortment of tragicomic characters living along the Ventura Highway. There’s the retired police...

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Walt Dongo

Doily lives with his psychic wife Haley Comet. She does readings, and has sex with clients on the side. He spends his days dishing with his friends...

Genre:

Cast: Vietnam Ron

60 year old widow and cystic fibrosis sufferer Daisy (Gayle Wells) hooks up with crack addicted lonely ex-cop Rick (Walt Dongo) in a trailer park...

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Gayle Wells

Material from this film (as well as other sequences previously shot but never used in other films) were eventually edited into what became Period...

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Walter Patterson

A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review.

Genre: Comedy

Cast: Giuseppe Andrews

The country is at war over a natural resource. The strange cosmic force known as "Schoof" is slowly making the human race insane. The news has ceased...

Genre:

Cast: Miles Dougal

“Two wannabe ‘gangsta’ white boys share a trailer – and a case of squirrel-influenced stomach flu. An old man channels the...

Genre:

Cast: Bill Tyree

"In this vignette oriented piece, a group of people discuss their own often unique perspective on life. Unlike other titles in his canon, Esoterica...

Genre:

Cast: Nolan Ballin

Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he...

Genre:

Cast: Miles Dougal